The UFC commentator/podcast titan/comedian had parked his truck at LAX during his Summer vacation to Europe … and when he got back, he noticed the whip was covered in cat logs.
“I parked my truck for 11 days at LAX and cats decided to sh*t and piss ALL over the sunroof,” Rogan said.
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“This is what was left after I drove 35 miles home. There was WAY more when I got into the car. Luckily it’s hot out so the sh*t was dry and hard, but f*ck is it disgusting.”
There’s more …
“When I got in the car I was confused because it looked like someone poured a drink all over the windshield. We stopped at the exit and realized the entire top of the truck was covered with sh*t and piss.”
So, what’s the moral of the story …
“Be careful if you’re parking in terminal 4. These f*cking cats ain’t playing.”